Some gags.....
History teacher asks the student:Name Kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker
Student: Addidas....
Height of remembering by heart,
A policeman saw a little boy crying
Policeman: Whats the matter boy...???
Boy: Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass...
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephANT!
Why did the kid study in an airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A’s and one B!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!
How do army frogs march?
"Hop, 2, 3, 4, Hop, 2, 3, 4!"
Teacher:What is the chemical name of BaNa2?
Student:BaNaNa
Why do thermometers go to school?
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To earn their degrees...
What kind of animals can jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?
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Any kind. The statue can't jump.
Student: Addidas....
Height of remembering by heart,
A policeman saw a little boy crying
Policeman: Whats the matter boy...???
Boy: Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass...
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephANT!
Why did the kid study in an airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A’s and one B!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!
How do army frogs march?
"Hop, 2, 3, 4, Hop, 2, 3, 4!"
Teacher:What is the chemical name of BaNa2?
Student:BaNaNa
Why do thermometers go to school?
.
.
.
.
To earn their degrees...
What kind of animals can jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?
.
.
.
Any kind. The statue can't jump.
